"Oh my god, Stuart died?? And he's staying dead??"
"Good, the worthless fuck."
Virginia sums up how just about everyone feels about the death of Stuart last chapter. No tears are being shed.
"*SOB* My poor father in law! Taken in his prime!!"
Okay, some tears were shed, but Herman's a fucking idiot.
Stella: "No shit. That asshole killed me, AGAIN, you dickwad!! WTF???"
Right after giving him another grandchild, even. .................... I kid. Like Stuart gave the tiniest fuck about his grandkids.
Anyway, Herman got the science building opportunity and was able to bring Stella back to life.
"God I hate this stuff."
"And I can't even have my revenge since somebody already offed the stupid fucker."
That would be Tyler.
"Dick."
In another picture of Stuart's paternal popularity, Stuart Jr. decides he's in no mood to share a lot with his father, so he floats into a cab and leaves town.
"That jerk didn't let me live one day as a teenager. He killed me on my birthday!"
Sorry sweetie, but that graveyard is like Beetlejuice. You can get in a car and drive away, but you can never leave.
Hey, she loved it so much the first time, and Herman's still alive, so why not?
Okay. That's ................. and that's ....................... WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK, TYLER????
"What is wrong with you, you disgusting piece of old man rot??"
"Hey, our relationship bar says 'disliked', not 'closely related'."
Whatever, Woody Allen.
Tyler: "What? Who?"
I had to look up how they are related. Stuart's father is Tesla. Tyler's mother is Marie. Tesla and Marie were siblings. So Tyler and Stuart are first cousins, therefore Tyler is hitting on his first cousin's child. Sounds about right.
"My poor, beloved Stuart!! Where am I gonna get that awesome woohoo now?"
Tyler's still alive, Darlene.
"*SOB!!!!*"
Par-TAY!!!
The poor sot is standing right there, cheering for little Jadzia, not one clue of what's about to happen."
"Uh, Stella?"
Lester has a clue.
Virginia: "Just keep smiling, just keep smiling.."
Nathan: "Ok."
Virginia: "Not you, you moron!"
Nathan: "Oh... good! OWWWWWW!!!"
Jadzia: "Mama...."
"Just keep smiling sweetheart. Everything's fine. We're going to blow out your candles and have some cake like a goddamn family for once. Everything's fine."
"Nobody's looking at me, are they?"
Nope. Your dad is cheering. He's not looking but he is cheering.
"When can I travel and get the hell out of here? Preferably to Egypt."
Jadzia did not get a family trait. She rolled and is now adventurous, as well as a heat-loving genius.
Darlene: "I miss Stuart so much!"
Herman: "Same."
Darlene: "Want to woohoo?"
Herman: "No."
"I hear you're from France, Aunt Celine. When are you going back, and can you take me with you?"
Lester: "No, I don't want to woohoo. I like living."
Something Levon won't be doing for much longer.
"What the hell, lady? You're blocking the tv!"
"Don't worry, I'll move in just a second."
Thanks for turning the tv off first, Levon. Very eco-conscious of you.
Levon: "This bitch....."
"Is this little fucker gonna die or what?"
The derp and Lester's concern face point to yes.
"Come on, Stella! You're ruining Jadzy's birthday!"
"How long have you lived here? I can't believe that alien freak married your stupid ass."
"*gasp* I'm too beautiful *wheeze* to die!"
Very dramatic, Levon! A+
"What is the matter with her, Dad?"
"I don't know, sweetheart. She's not right in the head."
"I'll give you 'not right in the head'."
But not right now because she's busy.
Teleporting in from behind. I like it.
"You all charge way too much for a cup of chocolate and milk powder dissolved in water."
"Heh-heh. This lady is touching my butt. She likes me!"
"Okay. *cough* I'll go out with you!"
"You're under arrest, ma'am. Ma'am? Ma'am!! Hey, I'm talking to you!"
Meanwhile, back at home....
Someone's number is up.
"Hey freak! Where's your sister? Did she kill and run?"
"I've no idea, I haven't seen her."
"But tell Stuart I said 'Fuck off!'"
"What the...? You little bitch!!"
"So.....is this just how it is around here?"
Yep. Typical Wednesday.
"Thanks, Grim. I gotta go tell my cousin to fuck off."
"There may be a line."
Sixty-one lifetime kills. Third to Elvis and Thomas. Slow to bloom but he harbored greatness. I'm proud of ya', boy!
'Sup, Stell? Enjoying the great outdoors?
"Just reset me already. And fuck you!"
The arrest didn't take, but it wasn't going to give up without a fight.
"*SOB*"
"*SADNESS*"
"Sir, I just want to make the beds."
"I thought I could go to the hospital to get away from all the whining. I was wrong."
So who's this?
"Jennifer."
Jennifer it is.
This Jennifer rolled for her traits and is perceptive and eccentric.
Stella, kiddo, you're already married.
"No I'm not."
Yes, you are. I have pictures.
"No, I'm not, you stupid fuck."
What the?? They weren't married. But they got married last chapter! She has to be married for her LTW! Was it because she died? Did that break them?
Regardless, the game thinks Herman is her fiance, and she can't do anything more than propose going steady. They can't get married. WTaF, game??
Bow down to the power of NRAAS, bitch!!
John: "I'M DYING YOU PEOPLE ALL SUCK SOMEBODY FEED ME NAOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"If you'll shut the fuck up kid, I'll give you your damn bottle."
"Dude, that was deafening. What's the matter with you?"
Jennifer is cute.
"Ick. Gross."
"I know, right?"
Did you remember that we even had a cat?
"*sniff* I miss Tyler!!"
"Oh good lord, I'm going to need a bottle of nectar."
To get through this?
"To bash over his head."
"I can't hear you. What?? ........................... Lady, you're going to have to calm the fuck down, I can't understand a word you're saying ....................... Stuart? .................. Oh for fuck's sake, lady. YES he's still dead. Believe me, NO ONE is bringing that motherfucker back. .................. You have got to be kidding me."
Go get her, Stel!
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK??!??!!"
"Hi!"
"DARLENE!! What the actual fuck?? Who the hell is that guy?"
"Him? That's David, my husband!"
"Hold on, you're fucking married?? To some guy who looks EXACTLY like my father?"
"Hee-hee. Yup. Now, if you'll excuse me...."
"This is some fucked up shit right here."
David is Ben's son. Made me do a double take when I first saw him.
"Crazy ass stalker bitch."
"Um, honey, what's this lady's problem?"
"Ignore her, sweetie. It takes one to know one."
"I have to die, again, babe, but no worries. We get to woohoo first, and I'll be right back."
"Okay, but then the scary lady has to leave."
"I still have to get up and blubber, right?"
You do, yeah.
Darlene comes back, blah blah.
Ingrid was at work, so Stella had to wait a couple of hours.
"Oh Jesus Christ, y'all are here, too??"
Ingrid: "Hi Stella!!"
This might be David and Darlene's house, a good look at Ingrid leads me to believe that she's their daughter.
Yup, look at her. Total Darlene spawn.
"It's not MY fault!"
She did not inherit her mother's unluckiness.
"Screw my mother and her serial killer obsession."
"I don't like it."
I love it! We're keeping it!
So .......... have you noticed anything ... off about this chapter thus far? I'll give you a hint, we've only had one of something that we should have had at least 3 or 4 of.
Give up?
Birthdays.
The murder rate did feel a little low.
No one is aging. I checked all possible ways aging could be off, and this should not be happening.
And it's not just Foxes,
I checked a bunch of other sims. The whole town is at an aging standstill.
I'm thinking the whole "Stella Arrest In China" debacle is coming back to haunt me.
Reset Everything seemed to work.
Virginia and John had overdue birthdays.
Lester: "Is that...?"
NO. That's David. He's Stuart's cousin.
"Oh. Oh well."
"God you are such trash!!"
"And YOU had better fucking get on the honor roll so I can kill you be proud!!"
Stella's winning points with everybody today. I totally spaced on getting a picture of John. I did get a pic of his traits. He's an evil, couch potato who is newly eccentric.
LOL! He may get that wish.
"Why the fuck do keep bitching at the kids?"
"What's it to you, freak?"
"I do what I want."
Hey, there's John!
"My family is stupid."
Of course Virginia has a flower.
"WHY do you keep doing that? It's just a stupid flower!!"
"This is why I never bring YOU back."
"WHAT THE FUCK???"
She was struck by lightening! She didn't even have an umbrella or anything. LOL! You have the worst luck, Virginia.
Waiting for another fire?
Buttmunch:"It's all this chapter is missing."
"Hey there, sexy!!"
Really, Lester? Really?
Stella: "You've seen what he's married to, right? Can you blame him?"
Stella: "So what do you think, Kristin? You gonna flirt back? I think you should flirt back."
Oh god, her face!
"Um, I don't think so, Les."
"Ugh. You are such a disappointment."
Lester: *sads*
"WAAAAAHHHH!! I'm never gonna grow up!!"
"Hell yeah. Endless lollies."
This BS started all over again when I restarted the game. No can age up. Cakes are useless. Even MasterController won't help. This game file is borked.
Next chapter, new start, new town!
